I have a few non-negotiables, but I think you’ll find them perfectly reasonable.
My name is Sid, and I’m a young pug/terrier mix with a delightfully fluffy coat that makes me look like a pug who accidentally wandered into a salon and came out fabulous. Im 1-2 years old and I weigh 20 lbs. I’m short and thick. I’m friendly with everyone I meet, fantastic with other dogs, and an absolute gentleman on a leash. I’m also trustworthy enough to have free roam of the house—which is basically the canine equivalent of having an excellent credit score.
Now, about those non-negotiables…
First: I believe beds are for sharing. If you’re looking for a dog who happily sleeps in a crate, we may not be a match. Crates are tiny indoor prisons, and I respectfully decline. Your bed, however? That’s where I do my best work as a professional foot warmer and occasional snuggle consultant.
Second: I’d really love a yard. Sunshine, fresh air, squirrel surveillance—it’s all part of my daily wellness routine. I’ll happily join you for walks, but having my own little kingdom to patrol would make my heart very happy.
Third: I want to spend time with you. I love you. I really do. And I want to hang out and spend as much time with you as possible. Where you are, THAT’s my happy place.
I’m easygoing, social, and the kind of dog who settles right into family life. Whether we’re hanging out in the backyard, heading out for a stroll, or ending the day with me hogging just a tiny (okay… maybe half) of your bed, I’m simply happy to be with my people.
So if you’re looking for a hilarious little fluffball with great manners, a love of the outdoors, and just one small request for lifetime bed privileges, I’m your guy.
Love, Sid 🐾
