Meet Dumpling – the 8-pound short king.
If you’re looking for a dog who’s equal parts snuggle bug, cartoon character, and pocket-sized chaos gremlin, meet Dumpling.
Lil Dumps lives for warmth — probably because he has negative body fat. His ideal day includes curling up directly on your chest, burrowing under blankets until he becomes one with your body heat, or (if you’re wearing a baggy shirt) crawling right inside to live his best marsupial life.
Dumperoo has the confidence of a Great Dane trapped in an action figure’s body. He struts right up to big dogs like he’s their supervisor but still gets shy around new humans. He’s potty trained, loves toys, walks great on leash, and is working on accepting that his kennel is not a federal holding cell.
Dumpelstiltskin does occasionally chew on things like shoes and noses (he is, after all, still a puppy), but don’t worry — his negative G-force bite leaves no trace. Couldn’t even chew through his paper pup cup.
With the ears of Batman and the underbite of Beavis, Dumpling looks suspiciously like Ren from Ren & Stimpy — and his personality matches. One moment, he’s a professional cuddle consultant; the next, he’s a launched pinball ricocheting through the house. By the time you wonder where he went, he’s already boomeranged back to your heels. Highly recommend a bell.
